President Donald J. Trump has been watching the Conservative Party in Britain fall to pieces for awhile now, and he has a suggestion for them: Put Boris Johnson at the helm as Prime Minister.
“I think Boris would do a very good job,” Trump said during an interview with The Sun.
Trump made it clear that he has been a Johnson fan for quite some time, as the men have a similar hairdo, demeanor, love life, and political stances.
“It’s something that I find very interesting. I actually have studied it very hard. I know the different players,” Trump said. “But I think Boris would do a very good job. I think he would be excellent.”
He believes Johnson would be a great leader to work with on shared goals.
“I like him. I have always liked him. I don’t know that he is going to be chosen, but I think he is a very good guy, a very talented person,” Trump said. “He has been very positive about me and our country.”
The fact that Johnson has had sexual affairs and a love child don’t faze Trump for what should be obvious reasons after hearing the hilarious and masculine Billy Bush tapes. Trump clearly admires Johnson for being a virile Chad.
“Well, it always matters, but I think that it’s certainly not what it was 20 years ago, and not certainly what it was 50 years ago. I think today it matters much less,” Trump said.
Trump claims his endorsement is prized in Britain, but he doesn’t give them out easily.
“I could help anybody if I endorse them. I mean, we’ve had endorsement where they have gone up for forty, fifty points at a shot,” Trump said.
“Now that is here, but I understand over there would be a great endorsement,” he added.
Trump also talked favorably of Foreign Secretary Jeremy Hunt, another person believed to be a possible successor for the departing feminist shrew Prime Minister Theresa May. He supports Hunt’s plan to spend more on NATO defense.
“I think it’s a good thing. I think it’s great for the UK, and it would be part of trade. We make the greatest military equipment in the world. The UK should be able to defend themselves. It’s a great and very special place,” Trump said.
If Trump gets serious about fighting for nationalism and opposing Marxist globalism, he would consider endorsing Nigel Farage and his Brexit Party to seize power from the antiquated Tories.