Refugee Terror: Syrians Attack Lindsay Lohan

The poor actress was raising awareness to the refugee crisis when she was assaulted

Actress, sex symbol and socialite Lindsay Lohan learned first hand about the viciousness of Syrian refugees when she was accosted by one while roaming the streets of Moscow.

In a surreal display, Lohan posted the video on her Instagram page where she accused a family of Syrians of trafficking children without providing evidence. It is unsure why she thought that this was the case, but the alleged Syrian mother punched her in the face when Lohan kept raising the point.

“I won’t leave until I take you…Hey, kids!” Lohan yelled on the video, desperate to perform a humanitarian intervention.

It is unknown whether Lohan is a legitimate whistleblower working on credible intelligence to attempt to rescue these children from abuse working or if she simply got caught up in the moment. She is, after all, an avowed Trump supporter and being in the glorious land of Putin can make MAGA patriots experience a healthy but overzealous fervor.

“THIS IS our president,” Lohan wrote in a Tweet back in 2017. “Stop #bullying him & start trusting him. Thank you personally for supporting #THEUSA”

“[They] are kind people,” she added in a followup tweet. “As An American, why speak poorly of anyone? #FAITH #July4th”

While Lohan should be commended for showing tremendous bravery in attempting to stop the refugee crisis during her travels, she really should let men handle that important task. Feminism will not solve this problem, and Lohan learned the hard way that these refugees do not discriminate when it comes to inflicting senseless violence.

Written by Joshua Finkelberg

Joshua Finkelberg is a contributor for The Schpiel.


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