Capitalizing On May’s Failure, Nigel Farage Aims To Poach Tories With New ‘Brexit Party’

The former UKIP leader is riding on a white horse to save the Brexit that feminist harpy Theresa May has blown so hard

Tory Prime Minister Theresa May proved equality of the sexes to be a lie when she bumbled the Brexit so buffoonishly that she became a laughingstock to her own people.

Now that she’s blown it spectacularly, former UKIP leader Nigel Farage is arriving on a pale horse unveiling his ‘Brexit Party’ to undo the damage caused by May and other feckless Tory leaders. He boasts that thousands of Conservative Party leaders are ready to defect!

The Daily Express explains the news that surely has the cowardly weak Tories wetting their britches and soiling their knickers:

The Brexit Party was officially recognised by the Electoral Commission today, meaning it can field candidates at elections. Former Ukip leader Mr Farage has thrown his weight behind the party, vowing to stand in the European Parliament elections in May if the UK has not left the EU by then. He added that the anti-Brussels party was a “live vehicle” which could be “mobilised” if Brexit is delayed.

Britain is set to leave the bloc on March 29, but Mr Farage warned if MPs “kick the can down the road” by extending Article 50 “then logically we would have to fight European elections and I would certainly stand in them in those circumstances”.

Mr Farage – who quit Ukip last December after the party lurched to the right – insisted the new party would attract support from across the political spectrum.

He said: “If the need comes for the Brexit Party to be mobilised, I think it will draw support from across the entire spectrum.

“I genuinely believe people would be very surprised at the support it would attract.

The public is growing more restless as it is clear the political establishment of Britain is committed to selling out their nation to the European Union globalists.

The detractors are already out in full force trying to undermine Farage and his ambitions.

Farage is taking flak because he is over the target. With his new Brexit Party, he can leave behind his fringe past with UKIP and soar to new heights as a mainstream right-wing leader. Can you say Prime Minister Nigel Farage? He might give Winston a run for his money as best leader evah!

Written by Joshua Finkelberg

Joshua Finkelberg is a contributor for The Schpiel.


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