Ratfink Cohen Gets Played By Deep State, Will Serve Three Years In Prison

Although Trump claims to hire the best people, his former attorney was not one of those examples

President Trump’s former attorney Michael Cohen ratted like a bitch, thinking it would save his ass from being prosecuted and thrown in prison. This coward trusted the feds instead of Trump, a man who had been in his corner for years. As a result, the deep state screwed him, and he will be serving hard time anyway!

The Chicago Tribune gives the details on what happened to this disgraced stoolie:

“Michael Cohen, President Donald Trump’s one-time fixer, was sentenced Wednesday to three years in prison for crimes that included arranging the payment of hush money to conceal his boss’ alleged sexual affairs, telling a judge that he agreed time and again to cover up Trump’s “dirty deeds” out of “blind loyalty.”

Separately, the legal and political peril surrounding Trump appeared to deepen when prosecutors announced that another major piece of the investigation had fallen into place: The parent company of the National Enquirer acknowledged dispensing some of the hush money in concert with the Trump campaign to fend off a scandal that could have damaged his bid for the White House.

Cohen, 52, shook his head slightly and closed his eyes as a judge pronounced his sentence for evading $1.4 million in taxes, lying about Trump’s business dealings in Russia and violating campaign-finance laws in buying the silence of porn star Stormy Daniels and Playboy centerfold Karen McDougal, who claimed they had sex with the candidate. Cohen and federal prosecutors have said the payments were made at Trump’s direction to influence the election.”

Cohen took Clinton hack Lanny Davis as his lawyer and thought that throwing his long-time employer under the bus would save his ass, but he thought wrong. A National Review article explains how clueless Cohen pleaded guilty to non-crimes:

“Michael Cohen is pleading guilty to something that isn’t a crime. Of course, people will do that when a zealous prosecutor is threatening them with decades in prison. But his admissions are not binding on President Trump, and Trump should fight these charges ferociously.

Many Americans have convinced themselves that Trump is a uniquely dangerous and bad man, such that any available tool should be used to expel him from office. But in that way lies the bigger threat to our democracy and rule of law…

We do ourselves no service by distorting and misapplying our campaign-finance laws in the hope of bagging Donald Trump.”

Cohen was handled like the punk that he is. The deep state chewed him up and spit him out. In jail, he should not get an easy ride. After all, snitches get snitches. And when it comes to being a snitch, there is nobody more weaselly, weak and pathetic than Ratfink Cohen!

Written by Joshua Finkelberg

Joshua Finkelberg is a contributor for The Schpiel.


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