Lisa Page Gets Blasted Behind Closed Doors

This Time, It Was By Congress And Not Her Lover Strzok

After anti-Trump FBI analyst Peter Strzok issued testimony before Congress, it was only a matter of time before they got the hands on his lover, Lisa Page. The two had an steamy affair while plotting to keep Trump out of the White House in the lead up to the 2016 Presidential election.

Page met with select House committee members behind closed doors on Friday. The specifics of that meeting are currently being withheld from the public although top Republicans claim that she was much more polite and cooperative while testifying than her sweetheart.

“She’s been willing to help in the spirit of transparency. … We’ve certainly learned additional things today,” House Freedom Caucus chair Rep. Mark Meadows (R-NC) said.

“She’s doing her best to help us find the truth and I think in ways she’s been falsely accused of not being willing to cooperate,” Meadows said.

“The overriding issue for us today is, will her testimony match up with his testimony?” Rep. John Ratcliffe (R-TX) said.

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) had no problem with Page’s responses to the Congressional grilling, but did question why FBI personnel were in her ear advising her while she was giving her testimony.

“Lisa Page is not an FBI employee, but the FBI was here providing counsel and giving her direction as to which questions to answer or not answer and there is a question as to the propriety of that before the House,” Gaetz said.

“I didn’t agree with her characterization of every text message and every piece of evidence,” Gaetz said. “But we did not see the smug attitude from Lisa Page that we saw from Peter Strzok.”

Page will be back in front of Congress tomorrow to answer more questions about federal improprieties behind closed doors. Only time will tell if Page comes through, tells the truth, becomes a patriot, reforms her homewrecking ways, and blows the whistle about the illicit behavior being perpetrated by the deep state.

Written by Shane Trejo

Shane Trejo is a contributing editor to The Schpiel.


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