Joe Biden Flubs Declaration Of Independence And Gets Belligerent: ‘You Know The Thing!’

Biden is rapidly losing his faculties.

Democrat Presidential candidate Joe Biden flubbed his lines and got testy while on the campaign trail on Monday.

Biden was attempting to paraphrase the Declaration of Independence, which reads as follows: “When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.”

However, Biden – struggling through senility – was not able to remember those iconic words while giving his campaign speech.

“We hold these truths to be self-evidence,” he said. “All men and woman created by you know, you know the thing.”

The same day, President Trump opined that Biden would be confined to a home if he were somehow elected to the presidency.

“For sleepy Joe, he doesn’t even know where he is, what he is doing, or what office he is running for,” he said.

“It doesn’t matter. Maybe he gets in — because he is a little more moderate — so maybe he gets in, but he’s not going to be running it. Other people are going to,” Trump continued. “They are going to put him into a home, and other people are going to be running the country, and they are going to be superleft radical crazies.”

He added, “Joe is going to be in a home. He’ll be watching television. Everything will be just fine.”

Last month, Biden said he was running for the “United States Senate” while appealing to voters in the state of South Carolina. He also urged voters to support him on “Super Thursday,” instead of Super Tuesday, on Monday.

Despite his lack of mental fitness, Biden has emerged as the establishment’s stopper to prevent Sen. Bernie Sanders from winning the Democrat presidential nomination. With those guys being the two likely potential candidates for the Democrats in November, President Trump’s re-election chances have never looked better.

Written by Saul Levine

Saul Levine is a contributor to The Schpiel.


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