in

Creepy Porn Lawyer Headed To Slammer After Domestic Violence Allegations Emerge

Michael Avenatti’s fall from grace may be proof that Karma is real and bad people get what they deserve

Michael Avenatti, dubbed the Creepy Porn Lawyer by FOX News host Tucker Carlson and other media commentators, has attempted to build fame from hounding Trump with frivolous lawsuits and other ridiculous stunts.

But it looks like his 15 minutes of fame may finally be over after being hit with domestic violence allegations.

TMZ reports on the gory details of what Michael “Fists of Fury” Avenatti allegedly did:

“Our law enforcement sources say Avenatti was arrested Wednesday after a woman filed a felony DV report. We’re told her face was “swollen and bruised” with “red marks” on both cheeks.

Our sources say the alleged incident occurred Tuesday night, but there was another confrontation Wednesday between the two at an exclusive apartment building in the Century City area of L.A.

We’re told Wednesday afternoon the woman was on the sidewalk on her cellphone with sunglasses covering her eyes, sobbing and screaming on the phone, “I can’t believe you did this to me. I’m going to get a restraining order against you.”

We’re told security brought her inside the building, took her upstairs and Michael showed up 5 minutes later and ran into the building. He screamed repeatedly, “She hit me first.” We’re told he angrily added, “This is bulls***, this is fing bulls.” We’re told he tried getting into the elevator but security denied him access.

Cops showed up and escorted Avenatti into a corner of the apartment lobby and spoke with him for 5 to 10 minutes and then took him into custody.”

Avenatti was releasing anti-Trump tweets earlier today, having the nerve to imply that Trump is some sort of serial abuser of women by comparing him to Harvey Weinstein:

Twitter is not going easy on Avenatti as he suffers his much-deserved public fall from grace:

But this may not be good news for Republicans, who have arguably been helped by Avenatti’s many sideshows. Avenatti helped blow up the credibility of the Democrats’ Brett Kavanaugh witch hunt by producing an absurd victim who talked of gangbangs with no proof or corroborating witnesses. The Stormy Daniels’ nonsense also yielded nothing of substance for the Democrats, with the horsefaced skank forced to pay back Trump for legal fees.

Avenatti’s ex-wife publicly denied that she was the woman who was allegedly punched by the creepy porn attorney:

But he was apprehended and a police report was filed, so Avenatti was accused by a different woman other than his wife. The hilarious tweets are being produced at a rapid rate:

His 2020 prospects do not look particularly strong, but being a violent thug does not stop you from succeeding in public office as a Democrat. Just look at new Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison, for one of many examples!

Written by Saul Levine

Saul Levine is a contributor to The Schpiel.

Comments

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Loading…

Loading…

0

Comments

comments

REPORT: DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen Is Next On Trump’s Post-Midterm Hit List

Flake The Snake Holds Senate Hostage To Shill For Russia Witch Hunt