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Creepy Porn Lawyer Calls It Quits, Says No Presidential Run In 2020!

Michael Avenatti announced he won’t run in 2020 for President after domestic violence charges

Michael Avenatti’s greasy New York mug has been plastered all over the television screens for many months. The mainstream media thought that Drumpf was finally ruined as Avenatti represented flea-bitten porno skank Stormy Daniels while she levied accusations against the President.

“Trump is in a lot of trouble. His habit of disloyalty and stepping on people is about to catch up to him,” Avenatti said.

The media had promoted Avenatti so much that he actually believed he could run for President in 2020 and defeat Trump due to his outspoken nature. The spotlight went to Avenatti’s shiny, sleazy head.

“To those that claim that only a traditional politician with ‘experience’ can beat Trump, go back & look at the results from 2016,” Avenatti said in a Tweet earlier in the year. “He beat all 15 of those candidates that he faced (crushed many). If we go down the same path and are not smart, don’t be surprised with the result.”

“I think I would be his worst nightmare,” Avenatti said.

But after a lady accused Avenatti of domestic violence and Stormy Daniels accused him of misrepresenting her, the scuzzy attorney is realizing that his 15 minutes of fame are about over. He now understands that running for President is no longer an attainable goal.

This is bad news for Republicans who hoped that Avenatti would prevail and take on Trump in 2020. He would have made even Pocahontas look respectable by comparison.

Written by Saul Levine

Saul Levine is a contributor to The Schpiel.

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